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Seasonal Differences
04.07.02 @ 20:14
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today's been good, types four pages of my paper off the top of my head in 45 minutes. I almost won the battle with my hair today, but then it rained and I lost. Oh well.

Another forward thingy, but it's funny and I have no thought of the day so,

Seasonal Differences in the regions of the USA

60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats.

Chicago people sunbathe.

50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.

Chicago people plant gardens.

40 above - Italian cars won't start.

Chicago people drive with the windows down.

32 above - Distilled water freezes.

Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.

20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold.

15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.

Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt.

0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.

Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the

sweatshirt.

20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.

Chicago people get out their winter coats.

40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.

Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.

50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.

Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands.

460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.

Chicago people start saying. . ."Cold 'nuff for ya??"

500 below - Hell freezes over.

The Chicago Cubs win the World Series

Pretty soon, I hope, I will scan some pictures of things. As soon as I figure out how to make a seperate page for them. I'm a moron I know, but if anyone knows how to do it and is willing to tell me I would greatly appreciate it.

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